zoe belts out another one:

so it is 40 minutes past test/dinner/shot time for eli, who is sitting very quietly on the floor in the livingroom.
i say to him, "eli! don't be so quiet! we almost forgot about you, silly kitty cat."

and zoe shouts, "TITTY SHITTY SHAT!"

i swear to god i do not use profanities in front of the children.