so i am driving to go pick up ozzie from school, zoe is in the backseat.

she says, "uh, mommy, what's that fing there?"
i say, "what thing where?"
"that fing next to you."
(my bag? the tupperware? a water bottle? i have no idea what she is looking at)
"i don't know zoe, what are you looking at?"

silence.

silence.

silence.

silence.

"OK, THAT FING IS DEFINATELY ALIVE!!!"

geez, i almost wrecked the car!
long story short, it was some bug on the side mirror of the outside of the car. sheesh.