ozzie: i don't eat turkey on thanksgiving 'cause i'm a vegetarian. is zoe a vegetarian?
zoe: no, i'm a cowgirl.

hmm....

zoe: mommy, do you like cleaning?
me: yes, actually i do.
zoe: me too!
me: you know what i like best about cleaning? when i can clean with you!
zoe: you know what i like best about cleaning? when i can clean with my alien friend! she's yellow.

when words escape me...

mom: do you know what a beet is?
ozzie: no.
mom: well, it's a vegetable, and very, very dark red.
ozzie: does it taste like poi?