late-night ozzyism

while carrying him up to his bedroom, after falling asleep in the car...

"daddy? if we wanted a fire in the fireplace, and you put newspapers in the bottom, all around, and then put a log on top of the newspaper, and then we found out we didn't have any matches... i could start the fire with my heat vision."

ozzy's future...

"when i grow up, i want to be a limo driver."